Tuesday, July 8

4 arms or more...

Well, who would've thought. Me posting 2 blog-entries in one night. But here I am and this is my second entry tonight for this blog. So here goes.


While chatting today with a fellow blogger, I realized how limited we are as people in general and I am as a gay man in particular just because we were born with a default setting of having only two arms.

Yes, it may sound cruel to have said such a thing, especially when there are people struggling having none of the things I have two of and am still not satisfied. Greed, but that's another topic for another entry somewhere in the near or distant future.

Yes, I have two arms and I wish I had more. How much more? I can't say yet. But if I should decide this very moment, I'd probably ask for 6 arms. Yup, I think 6 arms should cover just about what I need. I will of course refer sex as one of the reasons to having 6 arms. I can say this much now, it involves 7 other hot men.

But the main reason to have 6 arms is actually for smaller purposes in life, which would make a whole lot of difference in one's quality of life. For instance, the moment I came up with this wish, was when I was chatting with a fellow blogger. My arms had to jump back and forth from the keyboard to rolling a joint and back to the keyboard. "If only I had another pair of hands" was the first thought came to mind.

And then I realized how easier life would have been if you had the option of having 2 or more arms. While sitting in front of a PC, there are various activities most women and gay men and very few heterosexual men can actually perform simultaneously. With 6 arms, I could've chatted, roll a joint and eat something.

Or if I was watching porn, which I love to do if I had the spare time, I could simultaneously stimulate more areas on my body, while jerking off. Or watching porn while jerking off and roll a joint. Or whatever combination you have in mind, having 6 arms while sitting in front of your own PC.

Having 6 arms for me would increase my sexual pleasure 6 times than having "only" 2 arms. While visiting my sister, I had the chance of going to private sex party organized by a friend of some guy I met online. He invited me to go there. Me being the gay man, who loves sex almost more than anything in life, wouldn't even think about rejecting such invitations. That has changed a bit after having a boyfriend, who is married by the way. Another topic for another blog entry.

So the guy picked me up and we went to the private sex party. The first five minutes for me was like being 6 years old again and walked either into a candy store, which in my case is more like a supermarket, where anything edible equals a candy, or walked into a Barbie beachhouse and flirt with Ken. I just sat somewhere, where I could see the whole action, while determining which men I would allow to have sex with me. And of course I found 6 men.

Since I (or any other gay men) could only accommodate 4 men at a time, having 6 men around you would leave 2 men feeling left behind. Now, we want to be fair to all, this is where having more than 2 arms play an important role. Although then I didn't have any problems whatsoever. And none of the men felt left out.

But still, having more than 2 arms would've been a huge help. If I don't have to decide right now, I would create a list of possible scenes in the near future, where having more than 2 arms would be a blessing.

5 comments:

rimafauzi said...

if i had 4 arms i'd be happy, cos then id be able to do my hair and make up at the same time! :)

Anonymous said...

hmm. 4 arms;

2 for typing
1 for patting my dog
1 for eating

ah hell, why stop at 4 when you can have 6? haha

rimafauzi said...

Now I want 8 arms, and 4 brains.
ok that's just disturbing.

i want the ability to divide myself into several rimas and do more stuff in one time. i might have an orgy with hubby and several of mes. that way i wont be jealous .. ;)

Anonymous said...

just clone yourself then. Mmmm multiple Rimas...

BusyBrain said...

I wonder how you would do push ups with 6 hands...

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