Once upon a time in gay man's land, gay man and Alcohol were best friend. The only problem was they could never go out one evening without a certain scene happening. Mostly the scenes happen in front of friends in a private place. Gay man was glad it never happened in public.
Gay man spent weeks thinking, what the real problem is, that they could never have a night out together in peace. Then it hit gay man. He realized that Alkee was jealous of gay man. But gay man wonders why.
Gay man came to the conclusion after he recapitulated every single night they went out together. Gay man realized, that at the end of the night, or at the beginning of the day after, that somehow Alkee managed to partially impair gay man's sight, causing gay man to see everything in blur.
Once, gay man woke up in a bed of some guy, he swears, if his sight was never partially impaired, he would not in a million year either sleep with or wake up next to that guy (although gay man would bend his principles in such cases for say... A million dollars? At least).
And that isn't the only case. Once gay man had to be rushed to the hospital, because Alkee convinced gay man not to eat. Bad idea.
After realizing that Alkee wasn't really the best of friends, gay man declared war with Alkee and was looking for someone to fill Alkee's shoes. This was the moment Alkee and gay man became foe.
During this phase, gay man met new friends, who quickly became gay man's new best friends. They were Mary Jane, Cocs and Ee. They all had fun and for a certain moment gay man totally forgot about Alkee.
But out of the three new friends, Mary Jane was the only one who was half way true and loyal. Ee and Cocs were mostly friends in good times, and Lord knows, where they were in bad times.
After a while gay man realized there is a way to become friends again with Alkee. Gay man contacted Alkee to declare truce. Alkee was more than glad to welcome the truce declaration. Alkee missed gay man as much as gay man missed Alkee, but Alkee was just to glad that one of them made the first move.
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